[Kenny Bunk]

LT, O ye of little faith! The story is absolutely true.

The last time I was abducted, the aliens performing surgery on me (and my lovely date) could talk about nothing else! They said they will show up the very minute The Kute Kenyan Kid from Indonesia is escorted from the White House.
BTW, the aliens all looked exactly like Valerie Jarrett.

[Crazieman]

I believe that last sentence.