Not going to go there because I believe there are at least a couple of active COs here on FR.
Understandable; I think you’ll see big differences between those working on their merits and those that are affirmative action hires (preferred gender/ethnic minorities). I knew a couple of them years ago that commuted to Brooklyn from upstate NY; it let them go back to nice surroundings (where there are few jobs) after dealing with the animals. I’m sure they’ll never appear in these stories; there are just more and more in the news involving smuggling items to the inmates (cellphones, drugs, etc.).