Oh, it came out of the sky, landed just a little to the east of Ossining.
Billy fell off of his throne; he couldn't believe what he seen.
It was big and ugly and colored a cankly green.
Billy laid on the ground and shook, a-fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' "It came out of the sky!"
Well, a crowd gathered 'round and Al Gore said it was greenhouse gas.
Obama came and made a speech about giving out Fair Shares.
The Ayatollah said, "Woe, the Prophet has come".
Michael Moore rushed out an epic film.
And Carville said it was just another Vast Right Wing Scheme.
Then the newspapers came and made The Green Beast a national hero.
Jon Stewart and Oprah said they'd give The Beast its own T.V. shows.
The White House said, "Put the thing in its own museum".
The Vatican said, "No way; it belongs in Rome."
And Billy said, "It's mine but you can have it for seventy million."
