[jtal]

the well-documented exercise accident

Uh-huh

[Crazieman]

I nearly busted a gut listening to Mark Levin try to visualize his accident.

[JennysCool]

I always enjoy the MSM's little parenthetical inserts to make absolutely sure the low information reader knows that what they're trying to put across is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH, DAMMIT! So, this isn't just an exercise accident, this is a well-documented exercise accident. Similarly, any mention of Obama and Hawaii has to add the qualifier, "where he was born."