“I have 3 sons. If all three blow themselves up in an infidel school is my payoff triple?”
“What did the 72 virgins do to be punished with servicing a greasy-faced, pimply suicide bomber for all eternity?”
“If a Ghazan couple gets divorced, are they still cousins?”
“Who stays at your 3-star hotel? Are there weapons caches in the more expensive suites, or just the econo-class?”
“I’m thinking of relocating to Ghaza. What sort of career opportunities are there?”