[Ditter]

I have one of those life sized Hillary cardboard cutouts. I have had it since Bill was in the WH. One year at Halloween, must have been when she was talking about running for prez. I stood her up on my front porch wearing a black cape but that wasn't evil enough for me. I painted white fangs and punched holes where her eyes were and put in red Christmas lights for her eyes. She is still up stairs in a closet and if she runs for prez I will bring her out again.

[Slyfox]

I did the same thing with her for Halloween one year except I didn’t put fangs on her. I merely put a spotlight shining on her face. I guess I made her scary enough because the illegal moms, who probably voted for her and could not speak English, complained to me as I passed out candy to their children.