I'm sure I missed a lot (oatmeal on the face?) but my point is that if all you want to do is stimulate body parts for sexual release, it's all out there.
Now if you want to fulfill God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply, if you want a relationship that's stable and contributes to society as a whole, if you want actual love and caring in the long run, that's different.
Laz, is that you?