He figured whoever lost it would have stepped forward by now.
He can't step forward he only has one leg.
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To: artichokegrower
Whoever the guy is, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
2 posted on
03/02/2015 3:25:07 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: artichokegrower
Who needs a leg when he has a mobile phone?
3 posted on
03/02/2015 3:28:18 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: artichokegrower
Is what he did considered going out on a limb?
4 posted on
03/02/2015 3:28:55 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: artichokegrower
I suppose the feller missing the leg took it all in stride.
6 posted on
03/02/2015 3:30:40 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: artichokegrower
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
I-HOP!
7 posted on
03/02/2015 3:31:05 PM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: artichokegrower
S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic legLook for the guy going around in circles and going nowhere.
To: artichokegrower
The poor guy should be careful, and watchout for muggers and knock-out-gamersters. He’s clearly shown he can be easily defeeted.
9 posted on
03/02/2015 3:32:27 PM PST by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: artichokegrower
He can't step forward he only has one leg.But, he has a leg up...
To: artichokegrower
I’d claim it, but then I’d have an unfair leg up on my competition .
11 posted on
03/02/2015 3:34:51 PM PST by
WayneS
(Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
To: artichokegrower
12 posted on
03/02/2015 3:35:08 PM PST by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: artichokegrower
My pals name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pals name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home
I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot dont live here no more
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home
Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you
Ive looked here, Ive looked there
Ive looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why cant I find you?
Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why wont you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me
I dont have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?
If Foot Foot didnt like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
Youre behind that tree
Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that youre here
Wont you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam
The Shaggs
13 posted on
03/02/2015 3:35:18 PM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: artichokegrower
It sounds like the police are stumped.
To: artichokegrower
20 posted on
03/02/2015 3:58:25 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: artichokegrower
I can’t do the story justice but a guy I know got real drunk one night at a bar and took some random girl home ...Passed out ...woke up and she was gone but there was a prosthetic leg laying on the floor. She never came back for it and he didn’t know what to do with it. I think he still has it.
22 posted on
03/02/2015 4:03:20 PM PST by
lwd
To: artichokegrower
I’d look for a cowboy entered into a one legged ass kicking contest...........
26 posted on
03/02/2015 4:14:15 PM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
To: artichokegrower
My guess:
He’s dead, Jim.
27 posted on
03/02/2015 4:16:42 PM PST by
ChicagahAl
(Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
To: artichokegrower
Not as bad as an unarmed black man.
To: artichokegrower
31 posted on
03/02/2015 4:43:32 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: artichokegrower
S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg They better hop to it pronto.
32 posted on
03/02/2015 4:55:23 PM PST by
spokeshave
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
To: artichokegrower
Hopefully Harrison Ford doesn’t get accused of killing his wife, when it was the one legged man all along.
34 posted on
03/02/2015 5:00:19 PM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(It's better to die free than live as a slave)
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