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S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| March 2, 2015
| Steve Rubenstein
Posted on 03/02/2015 3:24:21 PM PST by artichokegrower
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He figured whoever lost it would have stepped forward by now.
He can't step forward he only has one leg.
To: artichokegrower
Whoever the guy is, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:25:07 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: artichokegrower
Who needs a leg when he has a mobile phone?
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:28:18 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: artichokegrower
Is what he did considered going out on a limb?
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:28:55 PM PST
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Cicero
I just hope the man with the one leg doesn’t find a headless man in a topless bar.
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:29:16 PM PST
by
Perdogg
(I'm on a no Carb diet- NO Christie Ayotte Romney or Bush - stay outta da Bushesh)
To: artichokegrower
I suppose the feller missing the leg took it all in stride.
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:30:40 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: artichokegrower
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
I-HOP!
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:31:05 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: artichokegrower
S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic legLook for the guy going around in circles and going nowhere.
To: artichokegrower
The poor guy should be careful, and watchout for muggers and knock-out-gamersters. He’s clearly shown he can be easily defeeted.
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:32:27 PM PST
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: artichokegrower
He can't step forward he only has one leg.But, he has a leg up...
To: artichokegrower
I’d claim it, but then I’d have an unfair leg up on my competition .
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:34:51 PM PST
by
WayneS
(Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:35:08 PM PST
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: artichokegrower
My pals name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pals name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home
I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot dont live here no more
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home
Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you
Ive looked here, Ive looked there
Ive looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why cant I find you?
Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why wont you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me
I dont have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?
If Foot Foot didnt like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
Youre behind that tree
Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that youre here
Wont you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam
The Shaggs
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:35:18 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Veggie Todd
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:45:04 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: artichokegrower
It sounds like the police are stumped.
To: Bushbacker1
Lopsided men run circles around the hills of success!
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:45:38 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
(BINGO!)
To: Veggie Todd
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:51:06 PM PST
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: Secret Agent Man
To: artichokegrower
I think the guy will be hoppy to get his leg back.
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:53:27 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
03/02/2015 3:58:25 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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