As luck would have it I just emptied a coffee can so I think I will bury it in the backyard and save you all the trouble with your generous offer. Thanks for the offer though.
That’s best. Seems that word’s gotten out and things are now getting out of hand with folks calling all hours of the night wanting to loan me money. I even had to put a sign up saying that any packages of $100’s left while I wasn’t looking would be charged a 50% processing fee.