“Use dead flowers ... advertise them in your brochure ... Special arrangement for couples dead to propagation”
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So if older people wed they should get dead flowers?
Terrific.
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Sure
Two guys marryin' can't have kids right ?
So in our special "For Gays Only" section in the brochure, show beautiful color photo's of dead and or dry flowers
What ?
You want LIVE flowers ?
Sorry ... they're only for straight couples
Back to court ...
Your honor ... I DID give them flowers ... and at half price too !!!
Oh, stop it! You KNOW what Knarf meant.