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To: knarf

“Use dead flowers ... advertise them in your brochure ... Special arrangement for couples dead to propagation”

So if older people wed they should get dead flowers?

Terrific.

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42 posted on 02/19/2015 8:35:07 PM PST by Mears
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To: Mears
If they're gay ?

Sure

48 posted on 02/19/2015 9:36:51 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
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To: Mears
It's a frikkin' FLOWER shop ... flowwers are symbols ... use your imagination

Two guys marryin' can't have kids right ?

So in our special "For Gays Only" section in the brochure, show beautiful color photo's of dead and or dry flowers

What ?

You want LIVE flowers ?

Sorry ... they're only for straight couples

Back to court ...

Your honor ... I DID give them flowers ... and at half price too !!!

50 posted on 02/19/2015 9:42:04 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
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To: Mears
"So if older people wed they should get dead flowers?"

Oh, stop it! You KNOW what Knarf meant.

54 posted on 02/19/2015 10:56:36 PM PST by jackibutterfly (In this world when the body can be taken at any moment, it would be wise to reconnect with your soul)
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