Get a fat person decal, oops, I mean a handicapped decal and park up real close, less walking and those parking spaces are so wide, you'll cut down on the dings your car gets, as a bonus, you can ride around in the store in a cool fat person cart, being rude to everyone else.
No thank you. I’m neither fat nor handicapped so I’ll leave those spaces for people who are. Generally, I’m not a rude person, either.