The "Jobs for Jihad Delinquents" Program

Townhall.com ^ | February 18, 2015 | Michelle Malkin

[Dick Bachert]

This...this TWIT(damn, almost misspelled that one!) is one of those airhead thirty somethings infesting Washington and responsible for crap like obozocare. It will take multiple decades to get those protected by the idiotic Civil Service regs OUT OF GOVERNMENT. We are sooo screwed!

[Liz]

.....funding for “Make A Muslim Feel Good” program will be increasing shortly!....

Yeah---Marie Harf is teaching her State Dept sorority sisters how to make daisy chains...and how to sing "Here We Go Round the Maypole."

[zlala]

To 0bama & his White House dupes: it’s the Idology, stupid.

[gogeo]

Amen Sister!

[AllAmericanGirl44]

Bkmk

[Kaslin]

[RKBA Democrat]

Great article and Michelle Malkin at her best.

I will disagree with her slightly in that there is a relationship between high food prices and third world jihad. It isn’t a factor for the leadership, who are of course well educated and simply dominated by evil. But it is a factor in their being able to recruit the rank and file.

But lets face it, being able to inflate the money supply at whim, which is the underlying cause of food inflation, is something even nearer and dearer to the hearts of western socialists than their welfare programs.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

I'm thinking with their skills, ISIS personnel should be able to find a job in the culinary industry....

[Old Teufel Hunden]

With the ongoing lunacy surrounding whether Gov Walker is qualified to be President because he doesn’t have a college degree I had to look up her educational background. To my shock and dismay she does not have a degree from an Ivy League school. However, she has a masters from the University of Virginia. So all of her edumacation has brought her to the conclusion that we need a jobs for Jihad program so ISIS will be mollified. Yes, here’s to education Dr. Dean...

[xzins]

Sending MacDonalds with minimum wage jobs to ISIS territory will end the jihad. Who’d a thunk it!?!

But, we can be sure the Jihad Jobless Numbers will plummet with Obama in charge of them.

The MacHammed subsidiary of Micky D’s will serve:

The BigHump: 2 all camel patties, cacik sauce, on an Open Sesame bun

MacNuts: goat oysters, deep fried, sun dried

Kid’s BeHeads Fun Meal: Chicken heads, Breaded, fried the day they died, TOY: their own scimitar

[rhubarbk]

Joke: [ in sing. ] informal a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate: the Øbama administration is a joke.

[BCW]

glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I read that...damn good laugh!

[SMARTY]

My friend said that YEARS ago and I still don’t remember when I ever laughed so hard

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Just your typical liberal bubble mental condition...!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Jobs...? They don't need no stink'in jobs...Just dirt naps for all you stupid slut!

[RedWhiteBlue]

Jobs? Maybe they just need midnight basketball.

[eartick]

I got an idea for a job for these muzzie basturds.

Bullet catchers.

How about that for a dead end job.....

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Would be AWESOME if SNL spoofed the Marie Harf nightmare.

[Kaslin]

BTTT

[griswold3]

Mo’money
Jizya now pay up!