Throw away those deadly Tasers used by LE agencies and get them a genuine Chuck Norris approved cattle prod. Cattle prods have been successfully used in Texas for many years and are widely used by Cowboys and Vaqueros for herding cattle, sheep, or goats.
Consider the following: No wires, no worries. Just extreme pain and lightning on the end of a stick. Approved by all environmentalists groups as safe to use anywhere, anytime, rain or shine.
Guaranteed very effective against slow moving Amish crowds and most disturbed individuals. May be considered early response shock therapy for the mentally ill. Satisfied users have reported miracles where the lame have walked after just one application. Non-racist, hurts like h*ll regardless of color.
Apply once, repeat as many times as needed. Most victims survive physically unharmed unless beaten severely over the head. Caution: Some individuals may experience a permanent change in mental attitude. Other side-effects may include headache, nausea, and diarrhea.
So get one today...
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“Lavall Hall “.....
Need I read the entire article?
I have always been a fan of cattle prods. Back in the ‘60s they were used extensively and successfully for crowd control and for loco control. They got banned most places because, essentially, they were called “cattle” prods and were thus undignified to use on rioters and such. I don’t think anyone died from being thus prodded but tasers are made specifically for use against “humans” so they are acceptable to the compassionate left even though they kill folks now and then. Cattle prods administer a localized sharp pain . The electricity goes only between the two close set terminals and hurts you right there. Tasers kind of scramble your whole system and can stop your heart. They are much more humane because they don’t have the word “cattle” attached to them. I don’t recall ever hearing that someone wasn’t affected by a cattle prod. Tasers can be totally ineffective on some folks.