Actually, Russia, though not a member of the EU, is probably the best prospect. They have by far the best track record on their side of the North Pole when it comes to dealing with Mooselimbs, despite having been kicked out of Afghanistan with their tail between their legs.
Also, Angela speaks Rooskie, und Vlad sprecht Deutsch. So, maybe a partnership?
But count Uncle Sam out, its sheeple having voted stupidly in 2008 and 2012.