Don’t pay attention to all those banks I robbed. The menace of Bigfoot is far more important.
Every cloud has its silver lining.
You see, it's a plot by Podesta's handlers. They had the aliens substitute Kitzhaber before the election in a plot to deliver us via this moronic scandal his replacement, Kate Brown...effective some 5 hours ago, if what I came across after getting home was accurate about his resignation.
Great makeup job, huh? One would never guess that was bigfoot...
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(democrats/liberals are SUCH idiots...you all should have heard the press conferences)
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