Don’t, unless you’re a conservative.
We have enough f’n liberals moving in. Our streets are clogged with cars with NJ, CA, NY, MA license plates.
Don’t come to TX — it’s bad, bad, bad here. Globul warming is more severe here than in the other 55 states, BBQ is no longer any good, air pollution is unbearable and people here are as unfriendly as anywhere else. If it wasn’t for my kids living here, I would move to NYC.
NJ, CA, NY, MA people masquerading as Texans still weren’t enough to put Wendy over on November 4.
Tell people about the critters there. My daughter in Texas said look out for the tarantulas. I thought she was kidding until I looked down at one half the size of my shoe while walking in her driveway. She also has to shoo away scorpions off her deck.