[a fool in paradise]

The one award no Soldier wants.

No one??? Some collect them for fun and profit.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I wonder if he still has the Purple heart license plates on his chauffeured limosines. I remember reading when he was running for POTUS he had the standard Purple heart license plate, you know the one that has a picture of the medal, but he also had the license plates customized to read PRPL3.

.....

OW!

"Hey do you know who I am kid? I'm a Purple heart winner who almost lost his hand!"