Nah, put a small grill in there specializing in smoked pulled pork sandwiches, baby back ribs and be sure and put a one gallon jug of pigs feet on the counter. She could also get a private label of pork skins hanging on the wall named after her or her range.
Problem solved, legally.
Not so fast Kemo Sabe... First they would be nicey nice to get in, then sue to get anything pig out.