First, tossing the package was wrong. Use the belt and the jacket to fashion a sling to let it down gently.
But the big no-no was peeing on concrete and siding. I live on a farm, I was raised on a farm, I’ve done a lot of outdoor peeing...but one should always pee on the dirt, preferably by a plant, or in the grass, they’ll thank you for it.
Exactly. I would never go on someones house, fence or anything else except dirt or grass in a relatively inaccessible area so they would never know. Avoiding personal property should be key...I would stop on some back road and run into the woods if I had to.
This all assumes that you HAVE to go.