What ARENT the joos behind these days? THE ANSWER? THE RADICAL AMISH!
OH DARN! My fault. We cannot call it Radical Amishism. My bad.
THE RADICAL AMISH!....VHAT??? Me an’ Amos Stoltzfus will hunt you down and put a right good hexxing on you. Maybe even make you poop a shoofly pie, you ferschnikle.