[SZonian]

Me and all the viewers came out of the theater yesterday screaming HOOAH!, running towards the nearest recruiter offices while waving American flags in one hand and a Bible in another, singing God Bless America in between spitting out tobacco juice. /s

[Lazamataz]

Me and all the viewers came out of the theater yesterday screaming HOOAH!, running towards the nearest recruiter offices while waving American flags in one hand and a Bible in another, singing God Bless America in between spitting out tobacco juice..... /s

.....clutching your unregistered assault weapons and concealed pistols, calling your oil-driller company to tell them you'd be late into work, and arresting three illegal aliens on the way to the recruiters.

All while driving a HUMVEE with the catalytic converter removed.