A cowboy was sitting at a bar. A women came in, sat next to him, looked at his big hat, belt buckle and boots, and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”. He replied, “I’ve been riding the range on my horse taking care of cattle all my life, so, yes.” The woman says, “Well I’m a lesbian. All I do is think about beautiful women all day.”
She finished her drink and left. A little while later an elderly couple came in, looked at the cowboy and asked him if he was a real cowboy. He replied, “All my life I thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
“You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!”