Carry one of these in your pocket. If you just loosen the tire core valve a bit the tire leaks and deflates with no permanent damage to the tire or so I am told. In the words of Dear Leader “If you like your illegal parking space you can keep your illegal parking space for a long time at least till a tow truck or the police arrive, which ever comes first.
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I was LOL at your post. thanks!