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Yes Jeff Kluger, 2014 was indeed the hottest year EVAH. I remember walking out on my patio and watching the neighbor's dog experience spontaneous combustion. The horror. the horror. Next, the roof on my house began to melt and liquid asphalt began to drip down the gutters, leaving an oily mess which contaminated the groundwater, and left a flammable residue which made it through the plumbing. After my morning constitutional in the bathroom, the combination of noxious, toxic gasses and a spark in my heating system caused an electric arc which totally destroyed the back third of my home. Luckily for me, it was covered by insurance, but the deductible is an out of pocket expense for me.
The next thing I discovered was that the water in the aquarium had begun to boil furiously, and even though the tropical fish like the water on the warm side, they succumbed to this human mediated horror show. All this happened in 2014: no doubt the hottest year in the history of the world.