The thing that always gets me is the the bathrooms in the third world. Why do they have to be so wet? The floor usually has at least a quarter inch of water, the walls are wet, the toilet is wet, even on top of the toilets are wet. Of course, the countertops are all flooded and the mirrors have water on them too. Every friggin thing has water on it. How does this happen? Who goes in the bathroom and sprays or throws water just absolutely everywhere?
What kind of mama teaches their kids to do this? “Now little Johnny listen to me, whenever you go in the bathroom, do your business and then when you’re all done, throw water on everything you see. And then people will respect and love you.”
I certainly hope they don't view the toilet as a mini-shower!