Reminds me of the old Reagan joke:
“The party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the ‘foot of God’ if piled on top of one another.”
” ‘But this is the Soviet Union,’’ says the commissar, ‘there is no God here.’ The farmer replies, ‘That’s all right, there are no potatoes, either.’”
“We are calling people to keep calm, for there is food for everyone,” he said.”
Well, SURE there is, LOL. That’s why people have to wait in line for an entire day in hopes of getting basic foodstuffs.
Notice, also, he said “there is food for everyone” and not how MUCH food there is for everyone. Enjoy your allotted ration amount this month, comrades!