Posted on 01/08/2015 10:40:27 PM PST by anonsquared
Dhimmi literally means protected person, and the term was originally applied to non-Muslims who capitulated willingly to Islamic expansionism between 638 and 1683, and who lived in Muslim countries as craven second-class citizens. A bit like the French in World War Two.
But with the latest maniac squad gun massacre in Paris this week, its hard to argue that our Islamic overlords are looking out for our best interests. Which rather makes the cloying obsequiousness doled out by the BBC and the fetid excuse-making from the Guardian in the wake of the Charlie Hebdo attack a little tricky to understand, doesnt it?
Anyway, if youre wondering whether youve accidentally inherited some of the characteristics of the modern liberal dhimmi, with his inexplicable, pathetic grovelling before sociopathic killers, heres Breitbarts handy guide to the top 12 signs you might be an unwitting sleeper agent of the New Caliphate.
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I know the parallels between Islamic fundamentalists and Klingons are remarkable bellicosity, infighting, ferocious hairy women but theres no need to pepper your copy with so many apostrophes it looks like a parchment from the planet QonoS. In English, the word is Koran.
Muslims doing dhimmitude on us makes it easier for linerals to end up hoping to use us as their dhimmis.
K’plah!
I think, after a fashion I could actually get along with Klingons. Muzzies? Nope.
CC
They’re called dhimmis because the word dummy doesn’t begin to explain it.
Best joke from the comments:
Muslims invented the condom using a sheeps lower intestine. The Brits refined it by first removing them from the sheep.
(I believe it was actually the French, not Brits.)
Q:How do you know you’re at a Muslim bachelor party?
A:A sheep jumps out of the cake.
Libs roll over and expose their necks and bellies in submission to the muzzies, wagging their tails, hoping the muzzies will play nice. Muzzies are psychotic death cult zombies who hope to subjugate the entire planet to their demon god. Given the tactics of the libs vs the muzzies, who’s going to win?? An ancient (by our standards) religion has risen up in the utterly anti-religious “modern” world and is threatening to conquer it in the name of their non-existent demon god. And the “moderns” are running scared, pretending it’s not really “that bad”, that if they act decent and tolerant the bad creatures under the bed will go away. If they are nice enough the slaughter will stop, won’t it? Well maybe next time. Okay, maybe the next time. God help us all.
Actually since the Arabic language is phonetic, there is no right way to spell the word “koran” in the english alphabet nor in Arabic lettering for that matter. You could quite (not quiet) literally spell the word as coreran, coran or any combination of which would give the same phonetic spelling. The dots and dashes over arabic lettering can be all that is needed to change the pronunciation of a word. And even then there could be disagreements on the actual word itself. And you thought Hukd on Phonics was new when it came out? The Arabian language has been Hukd on Phonics since its inception.
Hilarious article. Alas, I seem to have failed the tests.
bflr
#12 = Jimmy Carter. Or should I say “Dhimmi Carter”.
Well, not 'totally'...
Muslims are not that tough. Nothing compared to the Japanese and Germans, or the Koreans and Chinese, or the Comanche. Us hillbillies can rip them up.
Personally I like the spelling “Alcoran”, used by Jonathan Swift in “Gulliver’s Travels”.
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