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To: Repeal The 17th
Happy Future Darwin Award Winner Thursday!

8 posted on 01/08/2015 3:06:35 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Bet that hurt.


9 posted on 01/08/2015 3:10:42 PM PST by StoneWall Brigade (Daniel 2 Daniel 7 Daniel 9 Revelation 13)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

A true story from 40 years ago...
I needed to cut down a tree.
I was worried, because it was pretty close to the house,
so I went up in the tree about 10 feet and chained it tightly
to a nearby tree that was further away from the house
figuring in my mind that would prevent it from falling towards the house.
My theory was correct ...but... (this is a big but)
when I cut through the tree, and when it fell,
the chained portion became a pivot point,
and the butt end flew straight up in the air
temporarily knocking me unconscious and
sending a running chain saw flying through the air.
I came to with my wife standing by me thinking I was dead.
When she found out I was not dead,
she began to berate me for scaring her like that.

You might have to draw a diagram of this to see what went wrong.


13 posted on 01/08/2015 3:19:48 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy, and he is us.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

why you see the professionals lop off limbs in pieces
instead of taking them down all at one time.


16 posted on 01/08/2015 3:22:12 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy, and he is us.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

At least he landed in some nice, soft leaves; heh. Ouch.

Time for a new phone. My ol’ 2006 trusty Nokia 606 clamshell burned-up in my coat pocket. Found a brand new 2007 Nokia 6085 clamshell in the basement, a leftover from the Farm Business, but I think I’ll go with something ‘newer’.


17 posted on 01/08/2015 3:22:58 PM PST by Carriage Hill ( Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Best leave that to the pros.


21 posted on 01/08/2015 3:35:07 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Congrats To Clint N. Suhks For Best Video.

29 posted on 01/08/2015 3:53:49 PM PST by Biggirl (2014 MIdterms Were BOTH A Giant Wave And Restraining Order)
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