I Wear Kneepads (The Freeper Left Song)
To the Tune of “I Feel Pretty”
I wear Kneepads, RINO Kneepads
I feel liberal when posting tonight!
And I pity, any fool that believes in whats right
I am smarmy, But I’m charming
It’s alarming how smarmy I feel
And so liberal, no one ever believes that I’m real
See the flaming lib on the right wing deck chair
Who can perfect fraud be?
Such a fluid lie, making such a mess
It’s all pretty vile, such a RINO me!
I like stunning and enhancing
Feel like lying and spreading my ploy
For I’m loved by my moronic, wonderful toys
Oh, THAT is much better than what I came up with.
Need to record that and get it on Youtube so we can simply dump a link on the Party Hacks whenever they show up to attempt to shame.