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I feel pretty from West Side Story...
“I wear kneepads”
“Pretty Kneepads”
“They’re so pretty, and witty and gay!”
Etc...
“I’m a proud drooling RINO Today!”
I think that works.
The GOP Faithful Meme Song (Sung to the tune of “I feel Pretty”)
I wear kneepads, big thick kneepads
I feel pretty and witty and used!
And I pity any purist who won’t be abused!
I feel smarter, oh so smarter
It’s alarming how smarter I feel
And so smarter that I can believe the GOP’s spiel
See the Tea Party embarrass us
Who do those purists pretend to be?
Such a wasted vote, such a child-ish
Such a detrimental thing for the GOP-e!
I wear kneepads and bend over
For whose running with an ‘R’ don’t you see?
For I’m used by a petty, oligarchy
See the battered wife in that voter there?
Why can’t they just vote the party?
I’m a party hack, I’m a useful drone
I’m a faithful stooge, my principle’s blown
I wear kneepads and bend over
For the party I’m frightened to leave!
For I can’t stop practicing insanity!