Supposedly, the National Enquirer was Nixon's, um RMN's - not Jay "Let'em Riot" Nixon, favorite paper.
Not too much of a stretch, given his treatment by WaPo, Slimes, etc.
Nixon’s, um RMN’s
I live in Orange County, not far from The Nixon Library. If you are a fan of his (as I am), do be aware that he hated his middle name, stopped using it after his parents died, and much preferred to be known as “RN”. Thank you.