As someone who fears surgeons, I can’t even imagine going through all that cosmetic madness.
I can imagine laying there and having the “cosmetic surgeon” walking in with a bicycle pump and a jar of silicon calking. The sight of the square injection needle would get me up and run for the door!
As for the abortion, I would use the stirrups to propel me with a leap that would have put me in the Olympics long jump. What a waste! Nicki Minaj could have been the next Olympics star!