[Little Ray]

Went to a Unitarian Church with my sister.
Really bad.
Had a sermon ‘bout “How to Greet the Sun.”
When they got to part about an Aztec (or Incan or Mayan - something like that) priest greeting the sun hymn, I just barely restrained myself from jumping up and yelling “before ripping the still beating heart from the victim’s chest and offering it!”
Unitarians don’t have religion. They have some sort of really weird group therapy.

[dfwgator]

I always say they should call themselves the “Church of Seinfeld”, a church about nothing.

[Fungi]

Yes, a friend once said: “there isn't a place in heaven for Unitarians.” Why they even waste their time is beyond me....

[windsorknot]

Unitarian Church

Do they believe in Unicorns?