Why not a Chinese or Eskimo Bond?
>> Why not a Chinese or Eskimo Bond?
Mao Bond [2017] and Nanook Bond [2019] are already penciled in.
But before that, we’ve got to knock out episodes starring Hispanic Diego Bond and gay Percy Bond.
The next bond will have to be a minority, transgender, Muslim, that drinks lattes, eschews firearms for pithy dialog, drives a hybrid, and has gone vegan. The bad guy must be in oil, white, middle aged, Christian, married, into guns, laughably homophobic... Then holywood will be satisfied. And they’ll wonder why the movie tanks and destroys the franchise.