Most psycriatists are crazy anyway.
I have several guns that have NEVER jumped up and shot someone.
I went to a psychiatrist once. He just looked at me and didn't talk. I asked him why he wasn't talking and he said he was waiting for me to talk. I said I didn't want to talk. So that was it. I left. What a freak.
“I have several guns that have NEVER jumped up and shot someone.”
Does that imply that you own some that *have* ? :)