[oldbill]

We need to pass a law to make all Americans speak Spanish.

It is unfair to these illegal aliens that they have to come here and deal with English speakers. Where is our compassion? How can they do the work Americans won’t do if they can’t take instructions in their native tongue?

Any American who won’t speak Spanish is a racist.

[dfwgator]

We need to pass a law to make all Americans speak SpanishSwedish.

In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.

Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

[HiJinx]

Yo soy Racista?