[SampleMan]

What human responsibilities go with those rights?

Can apes now be charged with crimes? When do they start paying taxes?

[sport]

As long as there are politicians that make us pay taxes to support them, they do not need to pay taxes. There responsibilities are to fornicate 24/7 and produce other apes to elect politicians that will continue to make people like us support them. If they commit a crime, they can be charged, however the authorities have been ordered to turn a blind to their acts. Along the line of "Boys will be boys, you know".

[HomerBohn]

The important question is:

Can they be licensed to carry firearms?