[mrs. a]

There’s a guy at work who spraddles so far that his legs hang over the sides of his chair. That’s because his belly is so big it looks like he’s hauling triplets.

He fancies himself a fine figure of manhood. The ladies disagree.

[dljordan]

“He fancies himself a fine figure of manhood. The ladies disagree.”

I see that a lot with obese men. Some of them swagger around like Sumo wrestlers.