Now that right there is funny, I don’t care who you are!!!
“Yessireee ladies and gentlemen, what we got right here is FREE RANGE awl, diiiiirect from the great state of Texas. It’ll run your car, heat your house, make electricity for your basement, make plastic for you and your little ladies’ favorite toys, run the foundry at work, pave your roads and a thousands of other uses.” “Cuomoo surcharges apply to New Yawkers.”
I'LL TAKE SOME!!!!!.......wait a minute, I live in Indiana and we have plenty.....sorry!