... but he's got nothing more than ManBearPig ....
Posted on 12/11/2014 7:12:37 AM PST by shove_it
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The former U. S. Vice President arrived early, but did not start speaking until 1:30. That may be because there weren’t many people in the very large room. By the time he began to speak, perhaps half the seats were occupied. More people came as he continued talking. At the end, he got a polite round of applause. Such are the indignities of being a former movie star.
Gore’s talk was an update of the slide-show immortalized in the sci-fi classic, “An Inconvenient Truth.” But not an update that replaces its numerous false and misleading claims. For instance, Gore’s show still contains a slide of the discredited hockey stick.
In the years since that 2006 Academy Award-winning documentary (which was a documentary in the sense that it filmed him giving his slide show), Gore has if anything become more preoccupied with floods, droughts, and rising sea levels. Slide after slide of floods around the world were followed by slide after slide of droughts and high tides. He even claimed that those who criticized the animated sequence in his film that showed New York underwater were proven wrong by the high tides caused by Superstorm Sandy that flooded lower Manhattan.
Gore’s main point was that rising temperatures are disrupting the hydrological cycle. The atmosphere contains 4 percent more water vapor than 30 years ago. That means more torrential downpours. But higher temperatures also mean lots more evaporation from the soil, and that means more droughts...
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Since it’s summer (spring?) down there, did al leave instructions to keep the suv’s and private jet running so it’s not to warm for him when he jumps in? Hey al, check this out and get back to us:
1. Define the “correct” temperature range for the planet.
2. Define the “correct” humidity range for the planet.
3. Define the “correct” mean sea level for the planet’
4. Define the “correct” amount of precipitation for the planet.
5. Define the “correct” makeup of the atmosphere.
6. Define the “correct” amount of sea ice at the N/S poles.
7. Define/explain past glaciation and subsequent warming without any input from humans.
That should all be easy enough to do.
These UN parasites will sit and listen to Porky oink as long as the morons in America give them cash grants. If Republicans don’t cut them off, they should all be fired in the next election.
Ugly Al Bore
A sermon by St. Algore and no one is listening.
... but he's got nothing more than ManBearPig ....
Has the Peruvian Government looked into whether or not Al Gore COLLUDED with the Greenpeace Terrorists that defaced their country? Shouldn’t they HOLD HIM while they Investigate??
By a jet, I'm sure, with a carbon footprint the length of a jet engine contrail.
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