Actually, this reminds me of the writing style of Edgar Allan Poe in some of his stories.
Well done, sir.
Whoa. Now I’m freaking myself out.
It appears that Poe attended UVA in 1826. Crazy literary hyperbolic schizophrenic subconscious freakazoid bizarre sexual perverse undergrads striking the same campus twice in 200 years?
Whoulda thunkit?