[Osage Orange]

Al Sharpton In Church

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Delray Beach church I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me..........

After the sermon I stepped outside and low and behold, my €~&@;n car had been stolen!

[GoldenPup]

...I stepped outside and low and behold, my €~&@;n car had been stolen!

Now, That's FUNNY.

[JGT]

LOL!

[M-cubed]

LMAO!...I'm stealing that one!....I owe ya!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Brilliant!!