Funny story from an earlier time.
We hired this guy from a Kentucky coal company and had a meeting scheduled for his new corporate office in Wisconsin. The closest airport was Milwauke and he had arranged for a rental car to take him up to the office.
When he arrived, there were no cars. None of the rentals had any cars. Every single car had been rented.
The guy pleaded...”I’ve got to get to my first corproate meeting.”
The rental agent paused and said, “Well, there is the eight door.”
It was a Cadillac limo, seemingly 150 feet long. He made a great entrance and the whole crew went bar hopping in the “eight door.”
LOL! If he can remember that, even if he can’t remember what he had for supper yesterday, that’s something. When my father started losing his memory, he still remembered all the good stories from his Navy years ... and he still remembered that he wasn’t supposed to tell them in front of ladies, so I missed most of it!