“Ah’m the last Democrat down here in the South,
Thought I’d croon a tune a’fore ah put mah gun in mah mouth,
There’s a lady you know, a lip stick diesel dyke,
She kin run a trout line and ride a four-wheel bike,
A huntin’ and a fishin’ just like you and me,
She’s the former First Lady name of Hill-Ah-REEEEEE!”
“Now Landrieu’s gone, we done lost our Miss Piggy.
Time ta find a new gal from New York City,
Who kin raft the White Water, and rope them cattle futures,
Breakin’ glass ceilings caused her plenty of sutures,
She’s as country as grits with a side of chicken fried steak,
She’ll lecture our nation with ‘What Diff’rince Does It MAAAAAKE?!”
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
“We gotta press the ‘Reset’ button and go back to an age,
When the President rammed cigars up a female page,
An ‘Mericuh was strong, not makin’ minimum wage,
Run by a black furrin’ bastard like the one in this video,
Why he’s dinin’ at my table, hell I don’t even know.
I’m just the gayest cowboy at the Hillary Rodeo!”
“We got tractors n’ hayrolls n’ barns in this ad,
Gratutitous rural imagery makin’ Republicans mad.
We’re frauds from New York where this commercial wuz shot,
Wearin’ cowboy duds, some Madison agency thought,
Would make country people lose their sense and cast their vote,
For a fat yankee empty pantsuit screechin’ a cacklin’ note!
(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
Outstanding!!!! That needs to be on a youtube video - it would go viral! :-)