It does stare at you menacingly across the kitchen ,now.
Plug in a voice synthesiser and...”Hey! Buddy!, Want some Toast?”
“I’m not washing that!, Shove that some place else!”
“This chicken is not seasoned correctly, not ready to cook yet.”
This could mean freedom for all kitchen appliances, another oppressed sector of society!.
Or the toaster conspires with the laundry machines to ruin your clothing.