Global Warming Alarmists Claim Airplanes Won’t Fly in 50 Years

Townhall.com ^ | December 1, 2014 | Michael Schaus

[NonValueAdded]

‘cause we’ll all FINALLY have flying cars!

[BlueStateRightist]

The future, I have been assured, is bright:

[ripley]

The temperature inversion of greenhouse gasses will naturally cause the oxygen in the atmosphere to migrate to the northern regions of the earth in order to dissipate the heat caused by fossil fuel burning thereby causing the air to heat to the point where the wings of airplanes will no longer be able to fly because it would be too thin for the process of lift to occur, causing widespread chaos in the world due to the fact that airplanes will no longer be able to transport Global Warming activists everywhere in order to warn everyone of the impending catastrophe.

(Not even the birds will not be able to fly.)

See? Ya know?

/S/

IMHO

[wayoverontheright]

I went to a dinner party about eight years ago now at a friend’s home in Virginia. A female friend of ours wanted to introduce her new boyfriend, who had travelled down from where he lives in Rhode Island. He was a college professor, and that evening he stated that due to global warming, New England in five years would have palm trees.

The couple broke up a few weeks later.....

[ExCTCitizen]

Planes won't fly because people got sick of being charged $$ for everything that was free back in the 80s, so they decided to try trains.

$$ for baggage? Come on.. why? If I started an airline, baggage would be free...and a few others charges would not be charged.

[ConservativeDude]

truth is, planes won’t fly in a few years b/c it will be too darn COLD for them to do so!

[Slyfox]

Dear Saint Obama. Please save me from the demise
of my environment. Thanks, your friend Stewie.

[P.O.E.]

That's because the skies will be filled by giant dragonflies

[samtheman]

Have you checked out amtrack ticket prices lately? Railway robbery.

[samtheman]

Sounds like settles science to me.

[G Larry]

Global Warmunists should be prohibited from flying....or owning/driving cars.

[BwanaNdege]

This computer usually does a decent job of telling a pilot whether he can take off on a hot day.

(or the modren electronic version)

[BwanaNdege]

That or the Chief Engineer yelling, "We ain't gonna make it , Capt'n. She's fixin' to blow!"

[Tucker39]

Yes. It’s very sad. We’ve reached the ultimate limit of innovation and invention. The Patent Office will be deactivated and all the bureaucrats there will be jobless; panhandling in front of the Smithsonian because there’s nothing new left to invent. We haven’t quite reached the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

When these turdbrains get together for conferences, are they able to conduct their “business” with a straight face, pretending to believe this silly bullcrap themselves?

Or does it occasionally get the best of even them, to the point where they have to pull all the blinds down and lock all the doors and laugh their asses off at the millions of low level democRats who actually believe this drivel?

[BitWielder1]

Doesn't matter. In 50 years there will be no fuel left.
Isn't that what the alarmist said years ago, the world will run out of oil by 2020?
Even more likely: EPA will have regulated the energy business into nonexistence.

[gfbtbb]

I prefer that old school version. No batteries to die.

[oh8eleven]

Have you checked out amtrack ticket prices lately? Railway robbery.
Amtrak - another gubmint success story.

[hal ogen]

Wow! These fools are insane.

[lacrew]

Even if this were true...the airlines would just take the flights off earlier in the morning, when its cooler.

Dumb problem to worry about.