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Today, Europe. Tomorrow - MARS!!!

Nothing would surprise me from an ex-KGB dictator with 80% approval rating who says the collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest Geo-Political Disaster of the last century.

Mars is not relevant, since the Russians cannot even make it to the moon. However many believe he could (will) make a move on the Middle East...

~Today, Europe. Tomorrow - MARS!!!~

Yep, who needs puny Europe after all?
We all know that decades of rumors of ‘little green men’ (turned to be a Russian marines in Crimea) on Mars aren’t for nothing.

And if you are to look carefully at some of the pictures of Mars surface under certain angle you ll clearly see Soviet armor roaming around Vastitas Borealis.

And if a tinfoil of your hat is mil spec (tip: as fond in surplus MREs) so you can fully deflect Disinformazia rays emitted by the Kremlin ruby star which doesn’t allow people to see the truth, you can also see a Typhoon class sub frozen into one of glaciers of Immenius Lacus quadrigle toting nukes all around Galaxy.

Some are reporting SAMs interdicting peaceful space exploration so frustrated NASA was forced to turn to Muslim outreach instead.

Freedom loving people of Mars are growing suspicious of bloody Vladimir Putin in face of such discoveries, assembling at squares of Martian capitals for peaceful riots to stop their government inaction.

They are rumored calling Soros, Obama and the whole civilized community of Solar System to stop Russian barbarity which is right now responsible for littering perfectly green Martian pasture with empty vodka bottles and spam cans.

Who knows what they would do next? What if they would install a Lenin statue to undermine historical Martian sphinxes so Martian self-esteem would be hurt forever? These pesky Russians has to be stopped immediately!