[spokeshave]

Some people really do deserve the things that happen to them. And his perch has nada to do with it. The birdbrain on it does.

Here is a parrot on a Gruber.

[Bob]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Me: You oughta get that obnoxious growth cut off your a$$.

Gruber: It’s on my shoulder and it’s not a growth, it’s a parrot.

Me: I was talking to the parrot, you moron.

[RichInOC]

I thought they lined the birdcage to catch the Gruber.