Putin must have a dartboard in his office with sections denoting “how to make Obama look like a pussy” on his wall...
Throws a dart every morning...
People say LOL all the time, but I literally laughed out loud when I read that.
This only invites other countries to test the waters. Everyone assumes that they won't attack us. Why?
If I were Putin, I would see Guam as a valuable outpost. I would also judge that the chance of any meaningful retaliation from Obama to be near zero.